Random Hall Laundry

Here's what finger would tell you:

spleen:~$ date
Sun Nov 22 10:34:16 UTC 2009
spleen:~$ finger @laundry
[SPLEEN.mit.edu]
     Fry (Dryer 1) has been off for 15 hours. [subscribe]
   Leela (Dryer 2) has been off for 6 hours. [subscribe]
  Bender (Dryer 3) has been off for 6 hours. [subscribe]
Zoidberg (Dryer 4) has been off for 54 minutes. [subscribe]
Frylock (Washer 1) has been off for 9 minutes. [subscribe]
Meatwad (Washer 2) has been off for 8 minutes. [subscribe]
  Shake (Washer 3) has been off for 14570 days. [subscribe]