Random Hall Laundry

Here's what finger would tell you:

spleen:~$ date
Wed May 16 19:47:47 UTC 2012
spleen:~$ finger @laundry
[SPLEEN.mit.edu]
     Fry (Dryer 1) has been on for 105 days. [subscribe]
         It is currently set on 'Medium Heat'
         It should be done in approximately 0 seconds (ie, now!).
   Leela (Dryer 2) has been off for 105 days. [subscribe]
  Bender (Dryer 3) has been off for 105 days. [subscribe]
Zoidberg (Dryer 4) has been off for 232 days. [subscribe]